24
Dec
08

The Right Way To Think About Corporate Media

SNL Isn't So Funny Now, Is It?

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Some friends and I were just discussing this - we all agreed that the proper way to think about NBC, MSNBC,  CNBC, or anything else connected to General Electric is that it should generally be treated as if it were being beamed to earth from the Death Star;
“The Death Star was the code name of an unspeakably powerful and horrific weapon developed by the Empire. The immense space station carried a weapon capable of destroying entire planets. The Death Star was to be an instrument of terror, meant to cow treasonous worlds with the threat of annihilation. While the massive station is evidence of the evil that was the Galactic Empire, it was also proof of the New Order’s greatest weakness — the belief that technology and terror were superior to the will of oppressed beings fighting for freedom.”

Also see this hilarious “Schoolhouse Rock” -style parody about corporate media;

Conspiracy Theory Rock


2 Responses to “The Right Way To Think About Corporate Media”


  1. 1 Joe Pulcinella Nov 22nd, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    I like to apply the “What if this happened in Russia?” test. It wouldn’t take a Sovietologist to see that Pravda was simply a mouth organ for the State but we have a problem believing it happens here. Hmmm …

  2. 2 joeglab Dec 25th, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    Actually, we’re much more like the people in this cool video. Compliant sheep who have just simply learned to live with the occupation forces in our lives.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfqDVP_0O0c