Corzine's Solutions for the Rest of Us
by Joe?Pulcinella
Vince is working behind the Iron Firewall today so he asked me to post the latest episode of Jersey's expansion into its citizens' well-being.
Fox News is reporting that aides to New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine are hopeful that soon Corzine will be able to "run the government from his hospital bed". Corzine, you may recall,?was severely injured whn the Chevrolet Suburban in which he was riding?crashed while traveling a reported 95 miles per hour on the Garden State Parkway. The governor, who is the chief law enforcement officer of the state, was apparently in such a hurry to to moderate the Don Imus Apology to the Rutgers Women's Basketball team that he neglected to fasten his seatbelt.
Idiots.
In other lunacy, the New Jersey state apparati (in the form of the Westmont police department) was conducting "Motor Vehicle Inspections" at a checkpoint on Haddon Avenue this morning.
But the donut-enhanced police babe was most certainly looking at one thing only - that we plebians were wearing our seatbelts.
Can you believe the contempt our rulers have for us, and the childish way they are reacting to the exposure of their own disregard for the strictures they impose upon us?