Too Weird For Fiction

by Vince?Daliessio

(PHOTO: Environmental expert Pam Anderson revealing, well, herself.)

BoingBoing is reporting that LA County sewage police are investigating whether the septic tanks of the stars are polluting the Pacific Ocean in Malibu;

"During the next few months, investigators will begin testing sea water. If DNA tests show the waste is human and not from, say, raccoons or coyote, they will follow the trail up the creeks that traverse neighborhoods in Malibu, where clean water advocates such as Pierce Brosnan and Ted Danson live."

Oooh, the irony.

Predictably one, er, OVER-EXPOSED denizen of the elite enclave had a self-serving yet entirely vacuous comment;

"Quoth Pamela Anderson:

"When the results of these tests come back, I'll bet that once again we'll find that ... people's meat addiction, not their septic tanks, is causing this pollution," Anderson wrote in an e-mail through her publicist. "The best thing any of us can do to fight pollution is to adopt a vegetarian diet."

Of course! Because everyone knows that vegetarians do not defecate."

Evidence to the contrary is here.

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Posted 10/6/2006 7:35:56 AM by Vince?Daliessio

They prolly have no idea that their precious little pets poop since they have someone else walk them.

Posted 10/6/2006 5:37:53 PM by Joe Pulcinella