McGreevey Resigns!
by Vince Daliessio
Apparently, he gave up trying to outrun the corruption and Campaign Finance scandals.
Oh, and apparently he's being sued for sexual harrassment by a male state employee.
So rather than resigning because he's an ordinary smarmy, corrupt, philandering, statist politician, he's resigning because...
Hey, his personal life is none of my business - if he wants to be gay, he should be gay! Doesn't affect me.
(Never mind his beard, er, wife, and child.)
This guy is a slimy, calculating weasel. If he thought outing THE POPE would help him politically, he would do it.
It's a big gay smokescreen, in my opinion. The Feds were breathing down his neck on corruption, and, oh yes, Campaign Finance charges. Copping to sexually harassing his gay lover might save him some time in prison.
Then again...he might want to rethink that!
Believe me, If you lived here, you would NOT want this guy running the show. He's pure evil.
The only reason he even got elected was that the NJ Republican party are even slimier than the NJ Democrats. They threw their candidate (former Jersey City Mayor and revitalization wunderkind), Bret Schundler, down the stairs in the election, because he wasn't a party hack.
And if I were gay, I REALLY wouldn't want this weasel representin' me, if you know what I mean.
But as a New Jersey-American, I'm just grateful he's going.
So nice spin there Jim! Way to leave open a run for the Senate!